Never Knowing What You'll Find
I think last night I went on the worst date, in the entire history of Man. I swear this guy is not all that and a bag of chips in the looks department, but he was so sweet. I decided to give it a shot, mainly because after I have gotten to know people who aren't super hot. Their personality makes me look at them, and go, " Oh, they are smoking motherfracking hot..."
So we were originally supposed to go and watch the fireworks. They were moved to yesterday due to rain on the 4th. Well, it started raining so I just meet up with him at his place. I wanted to go somewhere, but he demaned that we stay there. He ended up having some movie from Blockbuster called The Lost Angel. It was a decent movie, but the whole time he was getting so touchy and feely that it wasn't even funny. He held my hand, and touch my hair, and while I know this is him trying to be sweet. His ass needed to back off before I busted a cap in his ass. He offered me nothing to eat, nor drink. I was starving thinking we were gonna grab something to eat. So finally I stand up and say, " I am starving, lets grab something to eat."
Well I decide on Taco Bell. This whole time I am sitting in his car, he puts on some classical piano crap. Not that I disliked it, but it did not fit the mood whatsoever. So we get to Taco Bell, and I order. I drove up here and he had told me before he would be paying for everything. He then goes, " I am out of money." I didn't care, my order was about 4 bucks. So I took over the order, and this his ass goes and orders 8 soft tacos, and 2 things of those twist things. This made me mildly upset, but then the last straw is this...
He calls his roomates and asks if he wants something to eat. Me being the nice person I try to be, so I didn't say anything. He ordered the same thing. The total of the meal was about 20 bucks. In the car on the way back to his place I am very bitter. Staring into the void of Briar Cliff Road... He doesn't saything, minus the fact the whole way back to his place. I have to listen to King Of The Nerds give me his whole life story.
I eat and try and leave in a hurry. I have this thing with a friend where if I am on a bad date. We will text message each other and use, " SOS." This is the call me now signal and give me and excuse to get the hell out of here. Nathan ends up calling me and giving me my brake. So this guy end up asking me as I am leaving and he is dead serious to ," Damn, I wanted to have sex with you..."
This was the last straw. So he ended up kissing me, and never end my life have I had such a dry kiss.
I swear he can go back to his pornos, gym, and D&D games!
So we were originally supposed to go and watch the fireworks. They were moved to yesterday due to rain on the 4th. Well, it started raining so I just meet up with him at his place. I wanted to go somewhere, but he demaned that we stay there. He ended up having some movie from Blockbuster called The Lost Angel. It was a decent movie, but the whole time he was getting so touchy and feely that it wasn't even funny. He held my hand, and touch my hair, and while I know this is him trying to be sweet. His ass needed to back off before I busted a cap in his ass. He offered me nothing to eat, nor drink. I was starving thinking we were gonna grab something to eat. So finally I stand up and say, " I am starving, lets grab something to eat."
Well I decide on Taco Bell. This whole time I am sitting in his car, he puts on some classical piano crap. Not that I disliked it, but it did not fit the mood whatsoever. So we get to Taco Bell, and I order. I drove up here and he had told me before he would be paying for everything. He then goes, " I am out of money." I didn't care, my order was about 4 bucks. So I took over the order, and this his ass goes and orders 8 soft tacos, and 2 things of those twist things. This made me mildly upset, but then the last straw is this...
He calls his roomates and asks if he wants something to eat. Me being the nice person I try to be, so I didn't say anything. He ordered the same thing. The total of the meal was about 20 bucks. In the car on the way back to his place I am very bitter. Staring into the void of Briar Cliff Road... He doesn't saything, minus the fact the whole way back to his place. I have to listen to King Of The Nerds give me his whole life story.
I eat and try and leave in a hurry. I have this thing with a friend where if I am on a bad date. We will text message each other and use, " SOS." This is the call me now signal and give me and excuse to get the hell out of here. Nathan ends up calling me and giving me my brake. So this guy end up asking me as I am leaving and he is dead serious to ," Damn, I wanted to have sex with you..."
This was the last straw. So he ended up kissing me, and never end my life have I had such a dry kiss.
I swear he can go back to his pornos, gym, and D&D games!
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