King Solomon
Today coming back from my new gym I see a bunch of people standing on the sides of the road at a busy intersection by our towns stripmalls. I was like WTF are they doing, looked to me like they were protesting something. Well driving by I read their sign it stated...
" Queers will burn in hell unless they repent."
Needless to say I was already in a bad mood coming home from practice. I was sore and having a hell of a time with my mental blocks.
I opened my bottle of Powerade, took a nice deep sip of the blue liquid, called Frost, and chugged it at one of the assholes as hard as I could, and sped off.
5 minutes later I called Greg and he and the guys from my old gym drove out there, and drove around the interection in their cars playing " Lookin Cute, Feelin Cute" by the Gay Pimp. As loud as they could until they pissed the angry Southern Baptist people off, and they left.
" Queers will burn in hell unless they repent."
Needless to say I was already in a bad mood coming home from practice. I was sore and having a hell of a time with my mental blocks.
I opened my bottle of Powerade, took a nice deep sip of the blue liquid, called Frost, and chugged it at one of the assholes as hard as I could, and sped off.
5 minutes later I called Greg and he and the guys from my old gym drove out there, and drove around the interection in their cars playing " Lookin Cute, Feelin Cute" by the Gay Pimp. As loud as they could until they pissed the angry Southern Baptist people off, and they left.
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Once I stood on the oppiste street with signs saying GOD LOVES US "ALL" and GOD LOVES HIS GAY CHILDREN and GOD MADE ME GAY FOR A REASON...
ELMO