Stolen Tid Bit

I'm sorry Naked, but I'm stealing this from you. I love it, and yet it's so true...

• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time- also works for store check-out lines.)
• Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.